Wednesday, 22 April 2009

Budget Apocalypse Now 2009

"The horror, the horror".

A power-crazed renegade who has lost all touch with reality has to be stopped at any cost at the next election.

The hapless, defenceless British economy has been napalmed off the map by Labour helicopters to the strains of Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries".

It will take us decades to recover. Remaining in metaphor regarding Darling's confident predictions on this forthcoming recovery: "I love the smell of bullsh*t in the morning".

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